Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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