dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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