she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I faked an abortion last night.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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