I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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