she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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