i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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