yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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