what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Quick, to the slutcave!
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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