Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
