what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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