It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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