i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize