my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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