and you said cock pushups were impossible
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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