I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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