everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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