Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i don't like sucking hair
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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