you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize
