Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
last night I used snow as a chaser
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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