I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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