So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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