Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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