how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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