No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Houston, we have a squirter
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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