I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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