Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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