Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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