My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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