I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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