in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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