How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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