I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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