WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
tequila makes me forget i have legs
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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