I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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