i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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