please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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