the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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