I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
