OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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