dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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