Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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