I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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