The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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