Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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