omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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