we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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