I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
please come you make the beer taste better
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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