What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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