is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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