Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
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I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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