all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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