Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
