her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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